procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

(via pazrascon)

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

(Source: secretsbest, via generation-7)

the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

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bl-ossomed:

my kinda shirt

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zombiegrapes:

widdershinsgirl:

OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!!

I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!!

You’re a husky, Harry

(Source: wolf-whisperer, via senpai-motherbrain)

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idkitstommy:

yaaa

(Source: thats-so-raven, via jazteen14)

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

(Source: gameraboy, via lukeskhighwalker)

,,

i just need to get my shit together

me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via calitrophywife)

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johnsfunnystuff:

Tetris with pillows

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durq:

this is so important

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luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

image

(via emma-ramen)

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via allthetinylittlevoices)

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