green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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SHE F*CKING GLANCES DOWN!

(Source: maggins, via chelsee-smiles)

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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allofthefeelings:

pheebadohdoh:

rewritingtheempire:

finally-breathing:

nonsensicalnoelle:

oscarwildeis-dead:

frosty-the-vegan:

tribecalledself:

Take note: Different forms of intimacy. 

I would feel so bad washing this off, holy shit

You could take a bath afterward with the artist and they can wash it off for you so you don’t feel responsible for their work. But also, it could teach the same kind of patience and concept that nothing lasts forever, similarly to the Tibetan Buddhist sand mandala tradition. And it could be just another step in your process of intimacy. Just a thought. 

I want to paint on someone holy shit.

Babe: You’re obligated to do this now. 

man, would love to have the type of friendship with people where we could all sit around topless, babes and dudes, and just paint on each other, and drink a little and laugh a lot

bolding last comment since not everything that looks intimate doesn’t really have to be

I think this is one of those times where it might be awesome to differentiate between “intimate” and “erotic”?

It can be totally intimate and still completely platonic. Human realtionships can be wonderful like that.

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reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

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Just got stressed out and anxious from just laying in bed. I have no idea why…

So I spent most of my day spamming openraid and constantly checking oqueue for a fresh siege run. Finally I had pretty much given up when someone whispers me from other raid and invites me to a group that’s mostly made of guildies so I join. We made it all the way to Thok with no wipes and wiped once on him before we destroyed him. It was so awesome compared to the raids I’ve been in where I wipe at least once for every boss. I also gained new feet, a new chest and a new ring and managed to gain 3 points on my il so I’m now 556. Aaaaaand that’s the furthest I’ve gotten in normal to date. So worth the wait all day!

vanityvenom:

Happy Easter! 🐰💕 #sugarpill #tako #dollipop #illamafia #illamasqua #creamfoundation #sealinggel #falseeyelashes #bennye #mehron #grimmas #prosthetics #wig #bunny #easter #easterbunny

500daysofeffyou:

omfg

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chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

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turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

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